Because they’re shellfish.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Saving the best laugh for last!