45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition

The 2021 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The Suez Canal: Why did the dad put his toy boat in the bathtub sideways? He wanted to “Ever-green” the bathroom.
2. The Crypto Hype: Why did the dad buy a picture of a monkey for $5,000? He heard it was a “Non-Flushable” Token (NFT).
3. The Sea Shanty: Why did the dad start singing while folding laundry? Because he was “Tiktoking” like a 19th-century sailor.
4. The Bernie Mitten: Why was the dad sitting alone in a folding chair with wool mittens? He heard it was the most “meme-able” way to wait for dinner.
5. The Squid Game: Why did the dad refuse to play “Red Light, Green Light”? Because he’s been doing that at every traffic stop since 1985.
6. The Metaverse: Why did the dad put on VR goggles to mow the lawn? He wanted to experience the “Mow-taverse.”
7. The Vaccine Card: Why did the dad laminate his library card by mistake? He got “jabbed” with too much excitement for reopening.
8. The Space Race: Why did the billionaires go to space in 2021? To find a place where they could finally escape “Dad’s” bad jokes.
9. The Spider-Man No Way Home: Why was the dad so confused by the movie? Because he couldn’t figure out which “Peter” was supposed to take out the trash.
10. The Hybrid Work: Why did the dad start working from the garden? He wanted a “root” connection to the office.

The Full 2021 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Brave Broom: Why did the broom get a promotion in 2021? It swept the hybrid office.
12. The Little Bee: What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.”
13. The Skateboard: Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money.
14. The Ghost’s Diet: Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.”
15. The Empty Wallet: Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside.
16. The Broken Fence: Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.”
17. The Brave Sandwich: Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.”
18. The Little Ant: What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.”
19. The Scared Ghost: Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift.
20. The Little Cloud: Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.”
21. The Scared Snake: What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.”
22. The Little Ant: What do you call an ant that’s always in a hurry? “Inst-ant.”
23. The Scared Elephant: Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls.
24. The Little Pig: What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.”
25. The Scared Bird: Why did the woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a “splitting” headache.
26. The Little Frog: What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent.
27. The Scared Spider: Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies.
28. The Little Dog: What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel.
29. The Scared Tree: Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.”
30. The Little Mountain: What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.”
31. The Scared Computer: Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked.
32. The Little Star: Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”
33. The Scared Road: Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road.
34. The Little Ant: What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-ibiotic.”
35. The Scared Ghost: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “I-scream.”
36. The Little Cloud: Why did the cloud get a promotion? It was “high” up in the company.
37. The Scared Spider: Why did the spider go to the mall? To find a new “web-site.”
38. The Little Dog: What do you call a dog that’s a sailor? A “sub-woofer.”
39. The Scared Elephant: Why do elephants have trunks? Because they don’t have “glove compartments.”
40. The Little Pig: What do you call a pig that’s a baker? A “pie-thon.”
41. The Scared Bird: Why did the owl get fired? He didn’t “whoo” the boss.
42. The Bank Vault: Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.
43. The Coffee Bean: Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day.
44. The Gym Socks: Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.
45. The Blocked Canal: Why did the dad stand in the hallway for three hours in 2021? He said he was “performing” a live reenactment of the Suez Canal crisis.