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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
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