Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snow caps.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Because she will let it go.read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

They’d crack each other up.read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

@ICQ_Master9909/03/1997 05:23Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Cheers_Norm10/04/2003 03:14Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Buffy_Summers_9703/28/1995 06:07Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Melrose_Place_Fan12/03/2001 10:11Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Napster_User_9912/02/2001 20:14Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Nu_Metal_Kid04/16/2000 17:17I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Better_Off_Dead03/02/2003 19:32I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Loituma_Girl10/02/2008 05:19Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Salt_Bae_Original02/10/2008 21:31Sprinkling some humor on this archive.