He wanted to make some liquid assets.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.