It had too many problems.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
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