Q: What’s the difference between a…

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

It was two tired.read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

@Java_Script_Kid10/13/1997 08:34Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Toy_Story_Buzz08/27/2002 05:50To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Austin_Powers_Groovy10/19/2011 23:56Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Java_Applet_User10/09/2014 10:43This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette07/08/2001 08:40I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione08/26/2008 16:47It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@BitTorrent_0102/27/2013 16:56Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Jesus_Quintana09/08/2004 11:05Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Celebrity_DM06/03/2005 06:27Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).