Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s…

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist of space!

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

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Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

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@Pikachu_Fan_8801/30/2005 18:27Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@SimCity_Mayor06/08/2015 19:18Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules06/10/1997 08:08Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Toy_Story_Woody11/27/2001 19:37There is a joke in my boot!

@Digimon_Tamer11/11/1998 15:27My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Karate_Kid_Wax05/02/2012 13:54Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Deal_With_It_G01/10/2012 14:16Deal with it. This is gold.

@Android_Bot_9905/16/1997 04:52Beep boop. Humor recognized.

@Wall_Post_Hero04/15/2011 11:58Posting this to my own wall right now!