Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Q: Why is the cow always...
Q: Why is the cow always smiling?
A: It’s in a good mooood I gue...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
First! And it’s funny!