Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I’ve said?
Dad: What an odd way to start a conversation!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bloody brilliant, mate!
That was super fast and super funny!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Top tier web animation humor!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!