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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
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I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!