A dino-snore.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
True story! I was there!
Found this on the deep end of the net.