Because they’re shellfish.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.