They’d crack each other up.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Very nice! Great success!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
True story! I was there!
Deal with it. This is gold.