Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Comeback
Why so long? For a sequel that proved that Cillian Murphy is still the best person to wake up during an apocalypse, even if he’s… Read More »2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Comeback
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
“I’ll have a ‘Melting Glacier’.” The bartender gives him a glass of water and a look of existential dread. Part of the 30 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
2024 Archive: The “Very Demure” Trend
Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to be “very mindful, very cutesy, very demure”—even when fighting for the last shaded… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Very Demure” Trend
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa Driver
One, but they have to drive across a wasteland for 40 years to find the “Green Place” (the hardware store). Part of the 59 Light… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Furiosa Driver
2024 Classic: The 2024 Ending
“Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find out if we’re in a simulation!” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2024 Classic: The 2024 Ending
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smudged eyeliner. She orders a cigarette and a tequila. The bartender asks, “Rough… Read More »2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Industry Vibe
Why the “Crossover”? Because it was the year of the “Event Movie”—where sand, anxiety, and superheroes reminded us that even in the age of AI,… Read More »2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Industry Vibe
2024 Vintage: The Delete
I’m “erasing” my digital footprint (again). Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Legacy: The Stanley Cup Craze
Why did the blonde buy a 40-ounce tumbler just to sit on her couch? She heard “Stanley Cups” were the ultimate status symbol and didn’t… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Stanley Cup Craze