2020 Archive: The File
I’m “storing” my snacks in the desk drawer. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Office Chair “Gaming Chair” 2.0
Why was the CEO sitting in a neon-green racing seat? Because he wanted to “Race to the top of the S&P 500.” Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Office Chair “Gaming Chair” 2.0
2019 Vintage: The Turkish S-400 Deal
Why was NATO’s 2019 family dinner so awkward? Because Turkey bought a Russian “Missile Defense” system, proving that “Interoperability” in NATO is a lot like… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Turkish S-400 Deal
2018 Legacy: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but it has to be served in a deconstructed avocado toast.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Chef
2018 Archive: The Holmes & Watson
We saw the movie. It was so bad it made us appreciate each other more. Best date ever. Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Archive: The Holmes & Watson
2017 Classic: The iPhone “Portrait Lighting”
Why did the boss’s head look like it was floating in a black void? Because he used “Stage Light” mode and the AI got confused… Read More »2017 Classic: The iPhone “Portrait Lighting”
2016 Vintage: The Paterson Bus
Why Adam Driver? For a movie about a poet who drives a bus, proving that Adam Driver is the only person who can make “staring… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Paterson Bus
2016 Vintage: The Brave Sandwich
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Brave Sandwich
2016 Archive: The Muhammad Ali Farewell
Why was the world mourning? Because the greatest of all time left us, reminding everyone that he was “Pretty” and “The King” forever. Part of… Read More »2016 Archive: The Muhammad Ali Farewell
2016 Legacy: The Menu
I’m “selecting” my starter… again. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified