A guy puts a Furby on the bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Gremlins.” The Furby says, “Doo-dah!” The bartender kicks them both out for being too annoying.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
M’lady... this joke is superb.