2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish

“This mint was grown three feet from your head.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan03/26/2006 08:46Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Cyber_Traveler06/28/1999 12:27Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Encarta_Explorer01/22/2001 08:03I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Java_Applet_User11/09/2015 05:00This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Challenge_Acc02/23/2008 00:51Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!