2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

@Blockbuster_Refugee06/04/2012 09:40Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Kernel_Panic_9804/22/2005 17:56This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Firewire_Fan03/25/1999 15:54Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@WiFi_Zero_One04/07/2000 16:45Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H11/08/2009 00:53Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Evolution_Dance05/12/2004 19:10The history of humor in one post.

@True_Story_Neil07/29/2006 13:31True story! I was there!

@Cloud_Computing10/11/2000 13:04Storing my laughs in the cloud.