A tiny visitor with a very large piano.
A guy walks into a bar and pulls a tiny piano and a twelve-inch man out of his pocket. The bartender is amazed. The guy says, “I found a genie, but he’s hard of hearing. I asked for a twelve-inch pianist!”
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Top tier web animation humor!
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense.
found this via a link. glad i clicked.