A light-hearted hit that really floats.
Helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium doesn’t react.
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.
my bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.
Dad, is that you? Stop posting here lol.