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The Helium Exit

A light-hearted hit that really floats.

Helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium doesn’t react.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
 A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
 Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
 A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
 A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
 A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9803/12/2000 07:41Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector04/27/2011 10:49This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Ferris_Bueller02/26/2014 16:04Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Old_School_Frank06/17/2004 20:34We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Leeroy_Jenkins08/08/2010 19:20At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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4 thoughts on “The Helium Exit”

  1. User_862
    User_862 [Human Verified]

    i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.

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