2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

@Beavis_Butthead10/27/1998 12:44Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Kernel_Panic_9804/13/2013 09:51This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan01/11/2015 18:49Silently laughing in the snow.

@Sum41_Skater08/29/2010 20:58In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Courage_Dog10/29/1996 18:20The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Rocket_Power_9908/19/2008 03:33We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky07/15/2006 17:22One billion... laughs!