2024 Archive: The Twisters

A guy walks in and says, “You don’t face a storm, you ride it!” The bartender says, “It’s just a leaky AC unit, settle down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

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A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »

@CoolSkater9810/07/2010 06:07Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Hotmail_Original10/17/2005 23:14Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Buffy_Fan9702/10/1998 17:45Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Britney_Spears_Fan12/05/2012 20:42Oops, I laughed again!

@Overclocker_Pro04/07/2004 12:17My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Pretty_In_Pink09/07/2000 22:45Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Mocking_Sponge03/06/1998 22:20mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Me_Gusta_Face07/22/2006 23:40Me Gusta this joke. Very much.