2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero05/25/2013 23:34I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Full_House_Lover06/19/2012 16:25You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Burning_CDs06/19/2004 10:56I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Backstreet_Fan07/28/1997 11:24I want it that way... the funny way!

@Malware_Hunter12/03/1997 11:30Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Chocolate_Rain03/22/2006 12:48I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Y_U_NO_Laugh12/28/2004 05:49Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@LonelyGirl15_F12/17/2010 00:26Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!