2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

@Forrest_Gump_8807/30/2014 12:09Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Ace_Ventura_Pet04/03/2012 14:09Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Overclocker_Pro04/27/2009 04:50My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Jackass_Johnny07/04/2010 12:43Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@MTV_Unplugged09/07/2004 02:43Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Shagadelic_9709/30/2015 07:40This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Opera_User_9904/09/2000 13:14Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

@Web_2_0_Fan10/03/2015 06:08This is the future of humor!