Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Inside Out 2
A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
A joke for the end of the world.
The Dude abides... this joke.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
... (Laughter in silence).
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Equality for all jokes!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!