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The Past Tense

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The Inside Out 2
 A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
 A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
 Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
 A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red03/04/1999 09:32It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Kernel_Panic_9802/20/2002 00:26This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Marla_Singer_Fan04/03/2004 16:50A joke for the end of the world.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude08/02/2002 13:42The Dude abides... this joke.
@Kill_Bill_Bride07/11/2007 18:42I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Mini_Me_Rocks07/29/2000 04:01... (Laughter in silence).
@Frag_Master_9906/29/2004 18:32Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Net_Neutrality03/26/2011 08:49Equality for all jokes!
@iPhone_User_0709/11/1999 23:13There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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