The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, why the long face?”
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanly Cup Part 2
The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
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The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Found this on the deep end of the net.
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.