Why fungi are always the life of the party.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” The mushroom says, “Why not? I’m a fun-gi!”
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
This is the future of humor!
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!