Construction humor for the local watering hole.
A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Stool
"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »
2024 Archive: The White Russian
"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.