Ending the night on a very high note.
A guy walks into a bar at the top of a skyscraper. He drinks a shot and jumps out the window. Five minutes later, he walks back in. A tourist is amazed and tries it. He falls to his death. The bartender looks at the first guy and says, “You’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
Deal with it. This is gold.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.
found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!