The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.
Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar… and doesn’t.
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tequila
One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
2024 Archive: The Hawk Tuah
A girl walks into a bar and asks for a "Spit on That Thang" cock...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.
this is why we have the internet. for this kind of gold.
i’m gonna need a bigger fridge for all these printouts.