A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, “Are you real or a high-fidelity simulation?” She says, “If I were a simulation, would I be crying over this $20 Gin & Tonic?” The guy says, “Fair point. That’s a very human level of suffering. I’ll buy the next round.”
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Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Classic. Simply classic.