A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wipes her mouth with a tiny corner of the napkin. The bartender says, “That’s very polite.” She whispers, “It’s very demure. Very mindful. I don’t drink like those other girls. I’m very cutesy.”
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