When your name precedes your reputation.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “Really? You have a drink named Steve?”
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
We are many. We are laughing.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
i’m bookmarking this specific page. i need this energy.