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The Salt Shaker

Warning: this one might get a little salty.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a salt shaker on the counter. He tips it over, and the bartender says, “Hey, stop that! We don’t want any assault in here.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger11/11/1995 11:20M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Myspace_First_Friend02/16/1995 06:09I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Dancing_Baby_9607/24/2012 16:01Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan02/27/2000 00:46My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Web_Counter_9912/08/2003 10:35I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Bebo_Lover_0505/04/2001 21:18Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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