“Reserved for the person who isn’t filming a TikTok.”
Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brainrot
A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.