A guy asks for the “Analog Whiskey.” The bartender hands him a glass and says, “This was made by a human, in a real barrel, without any AI-optimized fermentation.” The guy says, “Why does it taste like… wood?” The bartender says, “That’s called ‘nature’, pal.”
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Laughing is as laughing does.
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
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