A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, “What is this? Ancient Roman currency?”
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58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
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The Salt Shaker
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The Past Tense
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67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
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The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
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56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
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Crystal clear MIDI humor.
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So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
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