A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at the target with zero effort, and hits a bullseye. The bartender says, “Impressive! Are you an assassin?” The guy says, “No, I just don’t like fancy gear. Give me a plain lager. No garnish.”
Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Grasshopper Surprise
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54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
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A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
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