2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6

“I asked the AI to tell me a joke.” “What did it say?” “It said: ‘A human walks into a bar and thinks he still has a choice.’ I didn’t get it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

@Walter_Sobchak01/25/2006 21:05Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Top_Gun_Maverick09/01/2012 12:03I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Better_Off_Dead03/15/2003 13:07I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Bill_Ted_Excell02/18/2010 07:00Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Liger_Owner_X10/10/2012 08:09It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Rage_Comic_Fan09/01/2013 08:22FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

@Podcast_Listener10/26/1998 14:36I’ll mention this in my next episode!