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A guy orders a drink for his “Anxiety.” The bartender gives him a chamomile tea with a shot of vodka.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »

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"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

@ICQ_Master9903/11/1999 11:39Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Kernel_Panic_9811/13/2015 02:34This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Firewire_Fan05/11/1998 02:37Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@American_Psycho_P03/17/1998 06:52I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan09/09/1996 11:45OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!