2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue

“I want a beer I can actually see through.” “Coming right up, grandpas.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber09/18/2007 18:06So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Hanson_Fan_9703/10/2007 09:25Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Terminator_2_Fan03/12/2011 06:28Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Firewire_Fan06/24/2004 19:19Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky11/07/2003 16:05One billion... laughs!

@Protoss_Pylon09/04/2000 06:02You must construct additional laughs!

@Podcast_Listener11/03/2000 21:44I’ll mention this in my next episode!