In 2007, Halloween was a digital revolution. We were trading our flip-phones for “Jesus Phones” (the original iPhone nickname), watching a giant yellow Camaro turn… Read More »33 Halloween Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
Welcome to 2020. The year the world hit the “pause” button, everyone became an amateur virologist, and we all collectively lost our minds over a… Read More »79 Animal Jokes: The Quarantined Tiger Protocol (2020)
Q: Why did the computer get mad at the printer? A: Because it didn’t like its toner voice!
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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I’m “following” the trend. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
A guy orders a drink for his “Anxiety.” The bartender gives him a chamomile tea with a shot of vodka. Part of the 58 Bar… Read More »2024 Classic: The Inside Out 2
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