2024 Legacy: The Madame Web Logic
“I can see the future!” “Then tell me what you want for dinner so we can stop this ‘I don’t know, you pick’ cycle.” Part of the… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Madame Web Logic
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging thread to trade links for soup coupons since they can no longer huddle close together… Read More »2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
2023 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2023 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2022 Vintage: The Office Nespresso (Vertuo)
Why did the lawyer sue the new pods? For “anti-competitive circularity and caffeine-related price-fixing.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Office Nespresso (Vertuo)
2022 Vintage: Don’t Worry Darling (Drama)
Why was the press tour more famous than the movie? Because in 2022, we spent three months trying to figure out if Harry Styles actually… Read More »2022 Vintage: Don’t Worry Darling (Drama)
2021 Archive: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Archive: The Email
2021 Classic: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but only if it’s ‘cloud kitchen’ compatible.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Lil Nas X
“Montero.” I told her I’m sliding down to hell on a pole. She said, “Slide down to the basement and bring up the Christmas lights.”… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Lil Nas X
2021 Legacy: The Kyrie Irving “Home Games Only”
Why was he a part-time worker? Because the Brooklyn Nets had a “No Vax, No Play” rule, turning their Big Three into a Big Two-and-a-Half.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Kyrie Irving “Home Games Only”
2021 Classic: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” puns about mittens. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified