Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
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Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
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