Because he couldn’t see that well.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
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49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
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Why did the man put his money in the blender?
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Kid: An artichoke.
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47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
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I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
3D laughs are the best!