Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well, it may have choked Artie, but it won’t choke Dad!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
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What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
I see what you did there. Clever!