In 2012, Independence Day was a “Global Phenomenon.” We were all waiting for the Mayan Apocalypse in December, so we treated the 4th of July… Read More »39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Total Solar Eclipse, trying to maintain your “Aura” while performing mundane household chores, and the… Read More »60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after only 20 minutes and said she got stung by a bee. The… Read More »A blonde was playing golf for…
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept.
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well, it may have choked Artie, but it won’t choke Dad!
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Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a “smart pin” that told him the turkey was a “brown cat,” and he… Read More »2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why now? Because the Gallagher brothers apparently looked at their bank accounts (or each other’s eyes) and announced a 2025 tour, causing a collective meltdown… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Oasis Reunion Miracle
Paul Mescal vs. a rhino. 2024 is the year we finally went back to the Colosseum. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Gladiator II Trailer
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