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Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »
A blonde kept a picture of...
A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could re...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
The 2022 digital landscape was a whirlwind of change – from Elon ...read more »
47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era
Explore the surreal landscape of 2021 – the year of the NFT gold ...read more »
A blonde went to a restaurant...
A blonde went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza. When the waite...read more »
A blonde was playing golf for...
A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition
The 2024 digital era was a year of contrasts – from the high-tech...read more »
54 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, floppy disks, and the p...read more »

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A blonde was trying to put...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger03/21/2004 10:17M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Melrose_Place_Fan07/22/2010 00:33Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Nsync_Justin02/02/2001 09:18Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Titanic_Jack09/05/1997 09:52I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@SpiderMan_Peter08/07/2008 07:28My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory05/02/2009 09:38Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@C++_Dev_9809/20/1998 08:19I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@iPhone_User_0701/19/1999 12:40There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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