2019 Legacy: The Honey
I’m “stuck” on the “Old Town Road” chorus. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Skyscraper
I told her I’m The Rock. She said, “The Rock can jump into a building. You can’t even jump onto a conclusion that makes sense.”… Read More »2018 Classic: The Skyscraper
2018 Legacy: The First Man Fan
One, but it takes an incredible amount of training and a giant rocket. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition… Read More »2018 Legacy: The First Man Fan
2018 Vintage: The “Moth” Meme
Why was the cousin staring at the Christmas lights so intensely? Because he saw the “Moth and Lamp” meme and now he just wants to… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Moth” Meme
2018 Vintage: The Berry
I’m “berry” much into this season. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” after that win. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Smart Fridge
Our new fridge tells us when we’re out of milk. My mother-in-law said, “Great, now the appliances are as judgmental as I am about your… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Smart Fridge
2017 Classic: The Valerian Fail
“I’m an agent of space and time!” “You’re a guy with a 2-hour commute. Space and time are currently winning.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2017 Classic: The Valerian Fail
2016 Classic: The 2016 Exit
“Why was 2016 so long?” “Because we spent the first half looking for Pokémon and the second half looking for a new planet.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 Exit
2015 Legacy: The 2015 Trendsetter
One, but they do it while wearing ‘Kylie Jenner Lip Kit’ and taking a Snapchat with the ‘dog filter’. Part of the 62 Light Bulb… Read More »2015 Legacy: The 2015 Trendsetter